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Cat Food

I was shopping for some various items, and I saw a very specific category. I didn’t know there was much of a market, but apparently people have a bunch of these as pets.

image of a sign about canned cat food

I’d like to see what a canned cat looks like. My guess is, if the cat is canned, it’s not going to be eating much.

And here’s the other aisle:

image of a sign about dry cat food

For those of you who aren’t Mario Kart double-dash fans, here’s what a dry cat looks like:

image of a dry cat

He gives to the beast its food, And to the young ravens which cry.

Psalm 147:9

Princess Eye Area

When I saw Tangled, I noticed how large the princess’ eyes were.

Then Frozen came out, and their eyes were equally as large, it seemed. I figured that the new generation of CG animators favored large eyes as the favored style of beauty. But I also wondered if this could be quantified.

So I set out to objectively quantify it. It being the size of each Disney princess’ eyes relative to her face, as a percentage.

Here is my conclusion:

No, the relative eye sizes are not increasing. Rather, it is the wider head shape that makes it seem that way.

The winner is actually Tiana.

Here are the data to support that:
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Disney Family Analysis

What is it about the Disney formula that requires an orphan and a princess with a father and no mother?

It’s been a little while since I wrote anything about Disney’s Frozen, so here are some thoughts about that movie.

Why is Frozen better than Disney’s other movies?

This is best answered by going into how it is different from their other movies. It deviates somewhat from their standard formula.

How?

By having meaningful relationships. In particular, family. More specifically, sisters.

Try to remember all the other popular Disney movies, and think of what family relationships there were:

Note: “practical orphan” means he might have parents or siblings, but we never see them or hear anything about them. We can’t tell if he’s an orphan or not.

Beauty and the Beast
– Belle: no siblings, single father
– Beast: practical orphan
Aladdin
– Jasmine: no siblings, single father
– Aladdin: orphan
Little Mermaid
 – Ariel: sisters exist but aren’t a part of the story, single father
 – Prince Erik: practical orphan
Tangled
– Rapunzel: no siblings, single mother*
– Flynn: orphan
Snow White
– Snow White: single step-mother
– Prince: practical orphan
Sleeping Beauty
– Aurora: father and mother
– Prince Phillip: not an orphan
how’d this one make through the screening process?
Cinderella
– Cinderella: step-family, bad relationships
– Prince Charming: not an orphan
Mulan
– Mulan: father and mother
– Li Shang: practical orphan
Pocahontas
– Pocahontas: single father, no siblings
– John Smith: practical orphan
Princess and the Frog
– Tiana: single mother, no siblings. But she has a good friend.
– Prince Naveen: has parents but effectively orphaned, at least financially.

Frozen
– Kristoff: orphan, following the usual formula
but…
– Anna: two parents (until the tragedy) and a sister who is part of her life and part of the story.

What’s the point of this blog post? Good question. Probably that, although the princess-meets-orphan storyline is dependable, that doesn’t mean that other storylines aren’t good too. Other family dynamics, such as the relationship between sisters, can be even more powerful because the audience can actually relate.


* plus her real parents are part of the story, which makes gives it more emotion. Try to think how intriguing the story would have been without the tension of reuniting them.

Learn to do good; Seek justice, Reprove the ruthless, Defend the orphan, Plead for the widow.

Isaiah 1:17

Fa La La La La

It’s time of year for Christmas carols and such. That much makes sense.

For some unknown reason, it is also the time of year for The Sound of Music. Nothing against the musical itself – I just think it should be independent of any season.

But, since Christmas carols and The Sound of Music share the holiday season, I thought I would combine the two.

First off: a review. What are the notes of the scale, as learned in the musical?

Answer: do re mi fa so la ti do

Next question: what are the notes sung in Deck the Halls?

the traditional words and notes for Deck the Halls: Fa La La La La La La La La

But that’s not right – la is a single note. This song has la for different notes.

If Fraulein Maria is right, then the song would sound like this:

the traditional words and but constant notes for Deck the Halls: Fa La La La La La La La La

Or, to keep the sound the same, we could change the words to this:

the traditional notes for Deck the Halls but new words: Fa So La Fa So Fa Mi Re Mi

(I took the liberty of ignoring the actual notes and just started with Fa. In other words, the starting assumption was that the first word Fa in Deck the Halls is the same Fa from Sound of Music.)

It’s awkward to sing at first, but practice a few times and you’ll get it.

Fa So La Fa So Fa Mi Re Mi

Still not as easy as Do Mi Mi, Mi So So

Anyway, try singing the updated lyrics this Christmastime and see what happens.

Now write down this song and teach it to the Israelites and have them sing it, so that it may be a witness for me against them.

Deuteronomy 31:19

Photoshop Before Computers

What was life like before computers and the internet?

I’m trying to preserve some of the artifacts, to cause future generations to marvel at that time period.

image of a makeup kit, AKA photoshop before computers

image of an entomology display showing bugs and beetles on a pin board, AKA pinterest before the internet

Saul hurled the spear for he thought, “I will pin David to the wall.” But David escaped from his presence twice.

1 Samuel 18:11

Scottish Motorcyclists

I did not know there was such a large contingent of Scottish bikers. Or maybe they’re Irish.

I see guys on motorcycles, and they have shirts or bumper stickers that say “Loud pipes save lives.”

I’m glad these people like their Scottish heritage and all, but I’m confused as to what lifesaving quality bagpipes contain?

Loud enough to wake the dead? I suppose that would qualify.

image of a bagpiper with the saying loud pipes save lives

Next up – someone needs to make aftermarket motorcycle exhausts that resemble bagpipes, complete with a chanter for different notes.

So it came about on the third day, when it was morning, that there were [a]thunder and lightning flashes and a thick cloud upon the mountain and a very loud trumpet sound, so that all the people who were in the camp trembled.

Exodus 19:16

Parenting Caution

Kids learn language easily. The parent asks “Do you want to eat?” and, soon after, food appears. The child learns that eat or food means the end of his hunger.

Same thing with drink and his thirst. And so on.

But then there are some more complex or vague concepts that they don’t always catch. Sometimes, the parent needs to explain what he means. Otherwise, the child’s way of learning language – associating a feeling or result with the word or phrase uttered just before that – might not work.

For example, the phrase Be Careful.

As a parent, you should never say that phrase. Instead, say something specific. What, exactly, do you want your child to do or not do?

Here is an illustration of why be careful is ineffective.

image of a parent saying be careful and the child hearing what you are doing is fun

If you, as a parent, always say “Be careful!” when your risk-loving child is about to do something risky, he will interpret that phrase as meaning “what you are about to do is fun and thrilling!”.

Heed instruction and be wise, And do not neglect it.

Proverbs 8:33