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Sky Tubes

Some Wife and I have different philosophies on some things, one of which is turning on lights in hallways.

I prefer to have light so I can see to not step on whatever things the kids have strewn about the hallway.

She thinks its a waste of electricity for such a short distance, especially during the daytime when there’s enough residual light.

We went back and forth for a while. Years, in fact. I leave the room and turn on the light; she follows and turns it off. Or vice-versa. Not that she was following me just to turn off the light – it’s just that if we are going somewhere that’s how it usually works out.

I got tired of flipping the light switch, especially as there is plenty of light available, just not in the interior hallway. If only there were a way to get outside light inside the house.

Behold, the magic of skylight tubes! They are perfect for a situation such as our upstairs hallway, where there is no place for a window to the outside, and the ceiling has an attic above it.

So I bought one to install. That took me a couple of weekends working on it part time, and had a bit of a learning curve. Plus the attic was tall enough that I had to buy some extension tubes.

But I got it in, and it worked. But the light wasn’t impressive. A number of reviews had said that one skylight tube looks bleak, but add a second one and it is much better. The sum is greater than the parts, or something like that.

So I bought another one and installed it. Installation was about 4 hours one Saturday this time – much quicker the second time around.

Here are the main steps, in case you’re interested.

  • Cut a hole in the ceiling drywall
  • install the interior diffuser
  • go into the attic, find the interior diffuser, and mark a spot on the south-facing roof that lines up with the diffuser.
  • cut a hole in the roof
  • go on the roof and install the exterior dome and flashing
  • go back in the attic and connect the diffuser and dome via shiny tubes
  • clean up

I must agree with the other reviewers – having two skytubes is more than twice as good as one skytube.

Here are the before and after pictures, although I don’t have any with just the one skytube.

Before, with the bedroom door fully shut.

image of a hallway that is dark because doors are closed

Before, with the bedroom door mostly shut. This is how it usually was.

image of a hallway that is dark because doors are mostly closed or slightly open

After, with the door fully closed.

image of a hallway that is bright because of skylight tubes

After, looking from the bedroom doorway.

image of a hallway that is bright because of skylight tubes

End result: I’m pleased with them. They do what they’re supposed to do, and now Some Wife and I don’t disagree on the hallway light switch. The skytubes were more expensive than the electricity we’re saving, but overall it was worth it.

Your life would be brighter than noonday; Darkness would be like the morning.

Job 11:17

No Blog Post This Week

Rough week over here. Tune in next time.

German Accent

I realized I mentioned the German accenterator wasn’t working but I never indicated that it was back online. I had to re-write the whole thing from, well not from scratch but mostly new. I’m pretty sure it’s not exactly how it used to be, but it makes one sound more German than nothing.

Go visit the German accent page to try the accent.

Foreigners pretend obedience to me; As soon as they hear, they obey me.

2 Samuel 22:45

East to West

Common knowledge says that before Columbus, people thought the world was flat. I think that’s a bad generalization.

Consider what the Bible says in Psalm 103:12 “As far as the east is from the west, so far has He removed our transgressions from us.”

I have heard that explained a number of times as a good description of an infinite distance – no matter how far east you go, you’ll never be west. Unlike north and south – if you head north, eventually you end up going south, and vice-versa.

And that all makes sense, we can picture that on a globe.

Of course, like all analogies there is a weakness. If your sins go west and you go east, you’ll end up meeting when you circle around. But as far as your direction goes, if you go east you’ll always go east.

But that description and that explanation means that people in the Bible (that Psalm was probably written around 1000 BC, so 2500 years before Columbus) knew the earth was a globe and that north and south were the poles.

I think we need to give people of the past more credit. And the Bible too.

As far as the east is from the west, So far has He removed our transgressions from us.

Psalm 103:12

Merry Christmas 2019

Since today is Christmas, I won’t take much of my time to write anything lengthy here.

But I am posting this public service reminder that Joy to the World is not a Christmas song. It is actually a song about the next arrival of Jesus. But since we don’t have a day to celebrate the rapture and all that, I suppose Christmas works.

And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Revelation 21:4

Spring Break

I’m on spring break. No real content this week. I was going to discuss how Kentucky will let you get married younger than they’ll let you get a driver’s license, but they changed the law last year so now that’s no longer the case.

Why would I pick on Kentucky like that? Because we can drive the country from top to bottom (Canadian border to Miami) using I-75 and that’s the one state where my teen driver can’t drive because of their driving laws.

Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage”

Luke 20:34

Sundry and Various Thoughts

Here are some thoughts I jotted down that aren’t quite sufficient for their own individual blog posts. If you’re the type of person who likes Twitter, pretend each of these are tweets.

  • “Dollar-cost averaging” could be summarized as “two wrongs don’t make a right, but lots of little wrongs are okay”.
  • No, the station is not supported by viewers like me. Viewers like me never contribute anything.
  • I wonder how many parents would pay extra for Lego sets to be in silent packaging. Just for the fun of being able to surprise kids with Legos for Christmas or birthday presents.
  • Now the other way is easy: any present can be made to sound like it is a box of Legos by throwing a handful of Legos (excuse me, Lego bricks) into the box. Or buy a small box of Legos and wrap it together with the other surprise present. Any shaking of said present will then produce a Lego sound and the child will not expect the non-Lego gift.
  • If “cat” is pronounced “cat” and “cate” sounds like “kate”, why isn’t “caterpillar” pronounced “kay-ter-pillar”? Shouldn’t it be spelled “catterpillar”?

Now suppose one of you fathers is asked by his son for a fish; he will not give him a snake instead of a fish, will he?

Luke 11:11