Archive for October, 2010

Sweet Boss Day

Did anyone else notice that Sweetest Day and Boss’ Day (sometimes misspelled as Bosses Day or Boss’s Day) are the same day this year?

Was anyone else amused by that?

Here’s some candy, Sweetie … Happy Boss’ Day!”

Sweetest Day is the third Saturday in October. Boss’ Day is October 16, which is a Saturday (specifically the third Saturday in October of 2010). You have to be a very dedicated employee to celebrate Boss’ Day on a Saturday.

But the fig tree said to them, ‘Shall I leave my sweetness and my good fruit, and go to wave over the trees?’

Judges 9:11

Make the Right Choice

We had an urgent ladle situation on Saturday. I drove up to the dollar store and bought some ladles, and one of the ladle labels caught my attention.

picture of the label on a ladle

It listed the characteristics of the ladle. They were

  • Best quality
  • Easy to use
  • Right choice
  • Excellent design

Just think how often that distinction is overlooked. I mean, if you’re comparing two different ladles, and one says it’s the right choice and the other doesn’t say it’s the right choice, then you should go with the one that is the right choice, right?

I think the label should go one step further: add a line to say “The other ladle you’re considering is bad.”

the altar of burnt offering also with all its utensils, and the laver and its stand,

Exodus 31:9

Davis Postulate

A couple weeks ago, Tuesday Morning Quarterback (TMQ, AKA Gregg Easterbrook) announced a new football prediction algorithm – the Davis Postulate.

The Davis Postulate states that existing trends will likely continue, so a team that won last week will win again this week. And vice-versa.

I have added it to the list of NFL prediction methods over on Some Fun Site.

I have both the Davis Postulate (which checks only the previous week and so includes the bye) and the Davis Postulate, Extended (which checks who has the longer current streak and skips byes).

Enjoy!

(p.s. More Yards Wins is still the leader, both in 2009 and 2010.)

You, however, continue in the things you have learned and become convinced of, knowing from whom you have learned them,

2 Timothy 3:14

Never Say Always

I took a survey last night. I was slightly annoyed with things, which is usually when I decide to take the online surveys that are offered to me. I think that most online surveys are skewed negatively, because people don’t care to vent if their visit to the website went fine.

While I was surveying, I became even more annoyed at the lack of respect the survey had for the English language. Most of the time that I am annoyed with someone’s writing, it’s the grammar or spelling that gets me. But this time it was the choice of words.

They are subtly changing the meanings of words. It may be a post-modern thing, or it may just be a convenience thing, or it may plain-ol’ ignorance.

Whatever the reason, I don’t like it.

Exhibit A: Never

picture of a bad survey saying that never doesn't mean never

And a little closer view . . .

picture of a bad survey saying that never doesn't mean never

It says “I have NEVER smoked cigarettes (less than 100 in my life)”

And they even emphasized “never” by capitalizing it!

If you mean never, that would be “equal to zero in my life”.

I understand the categories that they wanted, but why use the word “never”? And why, oh why, did they EMPHASIZE IT? Use some other term instead, such as “I do not smoke cigarettes (less than 100 in my life)” or “I rarely or never smoke cigarettes”. There are so many possibilities.

Exhibit B: 100%

This one may be more of a math problem than an English problem.

picture of a bad survey saying that 100% doesn't mean 100%

It says “100% – Almost always”

If you mean 100%, that would be “always always”.

I understand the categories that they wanted, but why use “100%”? Use some other term instead, such as “95% or more – almost always” or “100% – always”.

At least they didn’t EMPHASIZE IT.

Don’t dilute the meaning of words by misusing them. That will still get you perjury charges in court, I would hope.

“Have you ever seen this man before?”
“No, I have never seen that man before.”
“But we know that you met with him 99 times for insider trading tips.”
“Yes, but that was less than 100 times, so it counts as never.”
“Are you 100% sure about that?”
“Yes, I am 100% sure . . . almost.”
“Well, which is it: 100% or almost?”
“What!? There’s a difference?”

But let your statement be, ‘Yes, yes’ or ‘No, no’; anything beyond these is of evil.

Matthew 5:37

List of Books

On the back of the The Railway Children book that I read was a list of books. I always like seeing lists of books, especially classics. This book had a good list because the book (and therefore the list) was several decades old.

The series is titled Children’s Illustrated Classics Series and is intended For Younger Readers. This series was published by J.M. Dent in London.

So if you’re searching for what a well-read child should read, here’s a start:

Author Title
Aesop Fables
Alcott Good Wives
Alcott Jo’s Boys
Alcott Little Men
Alcott Little Women
Andersen Fairy Tales
Ballantyne The Coral Island
Baum The Marvelous Land of Oz
Baum The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Browne Granny’s Wonderful Chair
Burnett Little Lord Fauntleroy
Burnett The Secret Garden
Calvino Italian Folk Tales
Carroll Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Collodi Pinocchio
Coolidge What Katy Did
Ewing The Brownies and Other Stories
Ewing Lob Lie-by-the-Fire and The Story of a Short Life
Green A Book of Myths
Grimm Fairy Tales
Hadfield King Arthur and the Round Table
Hawthorne Tanglewood Tales
Hawthorne A Wonder Book
Hughes Tom Brown’s Schooldays
Kingsley The Water Babies
Lagerlof The Wonderful Adventures of Nils
Lamb Tales from Shakespeare
Lamb Ten Tales from Shakespeare
Lang Adventures of Odysseus
Lyford-Pike Scottish Fairy Tales
MacDonald The Lost Princess
MacDonald The Princess and Curdie
MacDonald The Princess and the Goblin
Marryat The Children of the New Forest
Molesworth The Carved Lions
Molesworth The Cuckoo Clock
Nesbit The Enchanted Castle
Nesbit The House of Arden
Nesbit The Railway Children
Norton The Borrowers
Norton The Borrowers Afield
Norton The Borrowers Aloft
Oman Robin Hood
Raspe Baron Munchausen
Sewell Black Beauty
Spyri Heidi
Stevenson A Child’s Garden of Verses
Twain Huckleberry Finn
Twain The Prince and the Pauper
Twain Tom Sawyer
Watson Nursery Rhymes
Wilde The Happy Prince and Other Stories
Wyss The Swiss Family Robinson
Yonge The Little Duke

As for these four youths, God gave them knowledge and intelligence in every branch of literature and wisdom; Daniel even understood all kinds of visions and dreams.

Daniel 1:17