Random Tips for Living, Part 3
Oct
31
2011
Husband Tip:
If you find an empty container of chocolate ice cream in the bathroom trash can, do not ask any questions.
Father Tip:
If you’re teaching your young son about baseball, make sure one of the things he’s taught early on is that to tag a runner, he must be holding the ball – no throwing it at the runner to get him out. Especially if you’re the runner.
Husband Tip:
If your wife writes “LOL butter” on the grocery list, do not audibly laugh at the dairy aisle. People will stare. Instead, just grab some Land O’ Lakes and proceed to the next item.
When my steps were bathed in butter, And the rock poured out for me streams of oil!
Job 29:6