Archive for March, 2019

The Russian Five

I think I haven’t done many movie reviews here, but this one is an exception. The reason is that I couldn’t find any reviews of the movie before I went to see it.

Sure, there were writings that claimed to be reviews of the movie, but they are reviews of the story, not of the movie itself. The movie is not rated, so I was looking for something to tell me if it was appropriate for the kids. There was nothing out there that described the movie, so this blog post will fill that gap.

Let me start off by saying I was pleasantly surprised that they did not try to Russian-ize the title. It is The Russian Five written in standard English characters. They did not try to make it look more Russian by throwing a Ya (the backwards R) in there. Like Toys-Ya-Us. It would have been silly to have it read The Yaussian Five. Perhaps since there were real Russians involved, the title was left alone. Or maybe because it was a independently produced documentary, the title was left alone. Once Hollywood and marketing get involved, who knows what would happen.

Also, don’t take this the wrong way, but it’s not really an interesting movie as entertainment. It’s a documentary – it’s probably not going to be enjoyable unless you are from Detroit or like hockey or you are nostalgic for Glasnost.

Now for the main part of this post: the family-friendliness of the movie:

  • Language: Not the best. Much of the movie is fine, then they drop 1 s-bomb, 3 or 4 f-bombs, and 1 or 2 h-e-double-hockey-sticks. It’s a hockey movie, I had to use that term.
  • Violence: It’s hockey. There are hockey fights. Some blood, some stitches, all from game footage.
  • S-e-ecks: None. Trying to keep this post family-friendly too.
  • Drugs: It’s about Russians. Vodka is a given. Most of the movie has nothing. Near the end, there are descriptions of drinking vodka at a celebration, plus footage of people drinking who-knows-what out of the Stanley Cup.

The one thing our kids didn’t understand, that we had to explain to them afterwards why anyone would do such as thing, was the glowing puck on broadcasts during part of the ’90s.

The movie does not have a narrator. The whole story is told via current-day interviews of the people involved, plus archival footage (either game broadcasts or news stories or home movies), plus some animated re-enactments of things that had no footage.

In summary: I laughed, I cried, it was a history lesson and a trip down memory lane.

and her two sons, of whom one was named Gershom, for Moses said, “I have been a sojourner in a foreign land.”

Exodus 18:3

Spelling Bees

Do other countries need to have spelling bees? Specifically, non-English-speaking countries.

I took Spanish in high school, and I have some experience with German. It seems that other languages have much more consistent spelling and pronunciation rules for their languages.

What would be the point of a spelling bee in a sensible language? If you can pronounce the word, you can spell it. Unlike English, where one pronunciation can have 3 different spellings, or one spelling can have 3 different pronunciations, and not much is consistent.

Even better is a language like Chinese, which has characters for each word (generally). I imagine a Chinese spelling bee to be something like this:

Judge: Spell ‘boat’
Kid: Symbol for ‘boat’
Judge: Very good.

So he sent letters to all the king’s provinces, to each province according to its script and to every people according to their language, that every man should be the master in his own house and the one who speaks in the language of his own people.

Esther 1:22

Switch, or Else

For some months now, I have been asked by Google to switch my browser to Chrome. It looks like this:

image of a pop-up asking me to switch to chrome browser

image of a pop-up asking me to switch to chrome browser

I took the Chrome statement at face value: if I would switch to Chrome I would be able to better control/limit advertisements via pop-up blocker settings and other such things.

I just realized this last week that I have understood it incorrectly.

What they are saying is that if I switch to Chrome I will stop seeing their annoying ad for Chrome.

The leech has two daughters, “Give,” “Give.” There are three things that will not be satisfied, Four that will not say, “Enough”:

Proverbs 30:15

Knuckleball

Now that no one is talking about the Quid Fremby font anymore, it’s time to announce that Font Grill has released a new font.

Introducing: Knuckleball

image of Knuckleball font

Go download Knuckleball.

This was patterned after the Screwball Squirrel cartoon title. However, the name of “Screwball” for a font was already taken so we had to go with Knuckleball as the next best thing. It seems that Knuckleball was not taken, which was slightly surprising.

At that time Berodach-baladan a son of Baladan, king of Babylon, sent letters and a present to Hezekiah, for he heard that Hezekiah had been sick.

2 Kings 20:12