Archive for 2019

New Grammar

The traditional rule is that you are not allowed to end a sentence in a preposition. No, not just you. No one is allowed to end a sentence in a preposition.

But people don’t care as much as they used to. Oops… People don’t care as much as they used to care.

There must be a compromise – a way to let people write the way they speak and still obey the rules of grammar.

I think I found the compromise: the postposition.

The postposition is a new part of speech that I am introducing.

It contains the same words as the preposition does, but its only use is to appear at the ends of sentences.

Thus, a person can end a sentence with whatever word he wants. If others complain about that sentence ending in a preposition, the speaker can defend himself by claiming the word he used did sound like a preposition but was actually a postposition. Therefore, he is allowed to end a sentence with it. Game over.

He who practices deceit shall not dwell within my house; He who speaks falsehood shall not maintain his position before me.

Psalm 101:7

Car Stuff

Usually for a short time after I’ve just repaired or maintained something on our vehicle, I am amazed at the fact that so many cars are working. When you consider all the parts that have to work on their own, plus cooperate with each other, plus not wear out – it’s a wonder.

That thought first came into my mind after I replaced some part of the front suspension and got the car all put back together, then I realized I forgot to reinstall something I had to take off to get to the part I was replacing. It made me think how far I would have gotten until the vehicle did something to make me remember about that part. And it made me wonder what else I could have forgotten to reinstall. Or perhaps did install but not correctly.

Then I pass or get passed by some junker that’s in obviously much worse shape than my vehicle and I wonder how it’s driving along fairly well considering all that should be wrong with it. And I give them a wider berth than usual.

One of the things I never thought I’d pay for (or have an opinion about) is aftermarket lug nuts. But after the OEM lug nuts went bad, I didn’t have much of a choice. Now I’m sporting black lug nuts on silver wheels, because the only way to get chrome/silver lug nuts in the right size was to go with the capped style that caused the problem in the first place. Right now I have two sockets with lug nuts or caps stuck in them. The OEM style was open lug nuts with a cap over it to enclose it. Enclosed is good, but capped is bad because the cap eventually separates and deforms. The cap gets stuck inside your lug wrench, leaving you with no lug wrench and then a lug nuts that is too small for the lug wrench provided with the vehicle.

But I replaced them all with new lug nuts, so as soon as I force the jammed stuff out of my sockets, I can close that chapter of vehicle maintenance.

My nemesis at the moment is tires. Two of the vehicles are due for new tires, and the total is looking like it’s more than I paid for my last vehicle. But since one of the vehicles is supposed to be my main driver, I should just go ahead and get decent tires for it.

Side note: if you can’t get your pressure bleeder for the brake system to get above 5 psi, then you haven’t fixed all the leaks yet.

They saw it, then they were amazed; They were terrified, they fled in alarm.

Psalm 48:5

Beware the Door

I hope this is not a trend that is becoming popular, but the last hotel we stayed at had a sliding door for the bathroom door.

This is a bad idea for a couple of reasons.

The first is that it has gaps. The door has to keep a minimum distance away from the wall so that it slides smoothly, and they didn’t make it much larger than the doorway. So I heard giggling while I was changing my clothes and I heard Delta say “I can see you through the crack!”

The second is that the locking mechanism is weak. This isn’t necessarily a flaw of the style of door, but rather how this particular hotel chose to implement it. It was not mechanically robust and was already bent and dented, which was bad for a relatively new hotel.

When booking hotels from now on, if I don’t see photos of the bathroom doors I will have to ask, especially in Home2Suites.

And for those of you who are concerned that my ranting into the ether will have no effect, I already answered their survey so the hotel knows how I feel.

You shall make a screen for the doorway of the tent of blue and purple and scarlet material and fine twisted linen, the work of a weaver.

Exodus 26:36

Spring Break

I’m on spring break. No real content this week. I was going to discuss how Kentucky will let you get married younger than they’ll let you get a driver’s license, but they changed the law last year so now that’s no longer the case.

Why would I pick on Kentucky like that? Because we can drive the country from top to bottom (Canadian border to Miami) using I-75 and that’s the one state where my teen driver can’t drive because of their driving laws.

Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage”

Luke 20:34

The Russian Five

I think I haven’t done many movie reviews here, but this one is an exception. The reason is that I couldn’t find any reviews of the movie before I went to see it.

Sure, there were writings that claimed to be reviews of the movie, but they are reviews of the story, not of the movie itself. The movie is not rated, so I was looking for something to tell me if it was appropriate for the kids. There was nothing out there that described the movie, so this blog post will fill that gap.

Let me start off by saying I was pleasantly surprised that they did not try to Russian-ize the title. It is The Russian Five written in standard English characters. They did not try to make it look more Russian by throwing a Ya (the backwards R) in there. Like Toys-Ya-Us. It would have been silly to have it read The Yaussian Five. Perhaps since there were real Russians involved, the title was left alone. Or maybe because it was a independently produced documentary, the title was left alone. Once Hollywood and marketing get involved, who knows what would happen.

Also, don’t take this the wrong way, but it’s not really an interesting movie as entertainment. It’s a documentary – it’s probably not going to be enjoyable unless you are from Detroit or like hockey or you are nostalgic for Glasnost.

Now for the main part of this post: the family-friendliness of the movie:

  • Language: Not the best. Much of the movie is fine, then they drop 1 s-bomb, 3 or 4 f-bombs, and 1 or 2 h-e-double-hockey-sticks. It’s a hockey movie, I had to use that term.
  • Violence: It’s hockey. There are hockey fights. Some blood, some stitches, all from game footage.
  • S-e-ecks: None. Trying to keep this post family-friendly too.
  • Drugs: It’s about Russians. Vodka is a given. Most of the movie has nothing. Near the end, there are descriptions of drinking vodka at a celebration, plus footage of people drinking who-knows-what out of the Stanley Cup.

The one thing our kids didn’t understand, that we had to explain to them afterwards why anyone would do such as thing, was the glowing puck on broadcasts during part of the ’90s.

The movie does not have a narrator. The whole story is told via current-day interviews of the people involved, plus archival footage (either game broadcasts or news stories or home movies), plus some animated re-enactments of things that had no footage.

In summary: I laughed, I cried, it was a history lesson and a trip down memory lane.

and her two sons, of whom one was named Gershom, for Moses said, “I have been a sojourner in a foreign land.”

Exodus 18:3

Spelling Bees

Do other countries need to have spelling bees? Specifically, non-English-speaking countries.

I took Spanish in high school, and I have some experience with German. It seems that other languages have much more consistent spelling and pronunciation rules for their languages.

What would be the point of a spelling bee in a sensible language? If you can pronounce the word, you can spell it. Unlike English, where one pronunciation can have 3 different spellings, or one spelling can have 3 different pronunciations, and not much is consistent.

Even better is a language like Chinese, which has characters for each word (generally). I imagine a Chinese spelling bee to be something like this:

Judge: Spell ‘boat’
Kid: Symbol for ‘boat’
Judge: Very good.

So he sent letters to all the king’s provinces, to each province according to its script and to every people according to their language, that every man should be the master in his own house and the one who speaks in the language of his own people.

Esther 1:22

Switch, or Else

For some months now, I have been asked by Google to switch my browser to Chrome. It looks like this:

image of a pop-up asking me to switch to chrome browser

image of a pop-up asking me to switch to chrome browser

I took the Chrome statement at face value: if I would switch to Chrome I would be able to better control/limit advertisements via pop-up blocker settings and other such things.

I just realized this last week that I have understood it incorrectly.

What they are saying is that if I switch to Chrome I will stop seeing their annoying ad for Chrome.

The leech has two daughters, “Give,” “Give.” There are three things that will not be satisfied, Four that will not say, “Enough”:

Proverbs 30:15